哦，偉大非凡的拉普... Oh, great and mighty Rapu...
我們向你祈禱水和食物 we pray to you for water and sustenance.
我向你祈禱， 不是為我， 而是為了我的女兒 I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter.
我累了 I'm tired.
你受盡苦難 You have suffered.
到我這裡來 Come to me.
你受盡苦難 You have suffered.
到我這裡來 Come to me.
你受盡苦難 You have suffered.
啊，這是誰呀? Ah，What do we have here?
瞧瞧他 Look at it.
他把我的水果都狼吞虎嚥光了 It's gobbling up all my fruit.
拉普 Rapu.
光明的使者 Bringer of Light.
哦，我的眾多稱號之一 Oh, it's one of mine.
我是格爾，你的最後一個信徒 I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.
我們已經失去了一切，我的神 We have lost everything, my lord.
土地乾旱 The land is dry.
生命凋零 All life is lost.
但我們對你的信仰從未動搖，現在我們等待著神跡... But our faith in you never wavered and now we await the promise...
等待著永恆的獎賞 of the eternal reward.
這就是你慶祝的原因嗎? Is this why you celebrate?
他認為這是永恆的獎賞 He thinks there's an eternal reward.
不 不，抱歉 No. No, sorry.
你沒有永遠的獎賞，傻狗! There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
我們正在慶祝的是一場新的殺戮 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
我們剛剛打敗了死亡之劍的持有者... We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword...
他還沒來得及... before he could harm...
用那把被詛咒的劍傷害其他神 any other gods with that cursed blade.
他威脅說要結束我的整個帝國 He threatened to end my entire empire.
但是，我的神... But, my lord...
你的帝國已經滅亡了 your empire has already ended.
已經沒有人崇拜你了 There's no one left to worship you.
會有更多的追隨者來取代你 There'll be more followers to replace you.
總會有的 There always are.
我們受苦受難... We have suffered...
而且我們忍饑挨餓 and we have starved.
我的女兒死在了... My daughter died...
你的名義中 而這你應該的 in your name. And well you should.
為你的神受苦是你唯一的目的 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
你死後什麼都沒有 There's nothing for you after death.
除了死亡！ Except death.
你不是神 You are no god.
我宣布放棄你 I renounce you.
現在你毫無意義的生活 終於有了個目標 Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose.
把你自己犧牲給我 To sacrifice yourself to me.
如果你想要的是復仇... If it's revenge you seek...
殺死所有的神 kill all the gods.
走向永恆 Go to Eternity.
如果你想要的是復仇... If it's revenge you seek...
召喚彩虹橋 summon the Bifrost.
走向永恆 Go to Eternity.
殺死所有的神 召喚彩虹橋 Kill all the gods. Summon the Bifrost.
走向永恆 Go to Eternity.
殺死所有的神 殺死所有的神 殺死所有的神 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
這把劍選擇了你 The sword chose you.
你現在被詛咒了! You are now cursed!
古怪的 Funny.
這感覺不像是詛咒 It doesn't feel like a curse.
感覺像是一個承諾 Feels like a promise.
所以，這是我的誓言 So, this is my vow.
所有的神都得死 All gods will die.
來吧，來吧，圍過來 Come, come, gather round.
並聽聽太空維京人的傳說 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
又叫作"雷霆之神" 又叫作索爾.奧丁森 AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson.
以勇士的方式成長... Raised in the way of the warrior...
索爾被教導要幫助贏得戰鬥... Thor was taught to help win battles...
義無反顧 幫助弱者 行俠仗義 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
他成長了 然後他又成長了 最後他長大了 He grew and he grew and he grew.
他很敏感，就像一個微笑 He was sensitive, like a smile.
而他天性慈愛，從不歧視 And his loving nature did not discriminate.
他曾經喜歡過一位虛張聲勢的熱情主義者 He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.
還有一次，他愛上了一個狼女... Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman...
騎在一隻母狼身上 on a Woman Wolf.
但索爾唯一的真愛是一個叫簡·方達的地球女人 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
等等 不對 是簡·福斯特 Wait. No. Jane Foster.
但遺憾的是，在這場愛情之戰中，索爾輸了 But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost.
事實上，他在那些日子裡失去了很多人 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days.
他的媽媽 His mum.
他的爸爸 His dad.
和那個傢伙 And that guy.
而不管他是誰 And whoever that is.
以及海姆達爾 And Heimdall.
和他的弟弟 And his brother.
和他的弟弟，又一次 And his brother, again.
而又一次 And again.
可憐的索爾不得不眼睜睜地看著他的星球爆炸 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
而然後他說，"我到底做了什麼?" And then he said, "What have I done?"
似乎他所愛的每一個人，每一件事， 他都失去了 It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.
所以他把自己的心藏在一個又大又多肉的身體後面 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
這樣他就不會再受到傷害了 so it could never be broken again.
雖然他不再愛了，但並不意味著他不再戰鬥了 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.
他與銀河護衛隊合作... He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
然後開始了一些經典的雷神冒險 and set off on some classic Thor adventures.
他恢復了體型 He got in shape.
在惡劣的環境裡 Putting in the hard yards.
化悲憤為力量，而且絕對不會錯過練腿日 Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day.
他從一個胖老爹變成了完美身材 He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
但在他那神一般的身軀之下，仍然有一顆悲傷的心靈... But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod...
想要逃出來 just trying to get out.
因為這些年來索爾穿過的所有衣服... Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
都無法掩飾他內心的痛苦 couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.
所以他放棄了對愛情的追求... So he gave up his search for love...
承認他只擅長一件事... accepting that he was only good for one thing...
靜靜地沉思等待有人說... Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say...
"索爾， 我們需要你的幫助才能贏得這場戰鬥." "Thor, we need your help to win this battle."
索爾 Thor.
我們需要你的幫助才能贏得這場戰鬥 We need your help to win this battle.
我們走吧! Let's go.
好吧! 來吧，風暴破壞者 Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
回去幹活了 Back to work.
我們得快點，好嗎? We must hurry, okay?
人們正在死去 People are dying.
下面見 See you down there.
快點! Hurry up!
把那些給我 你會把它們弄壞的 Give me those. You're gonna break 'em.
我是格魯特! I am Groot!
全是你的口水 You got sap all over it.
哈囉，大家好 噢，噢，瞧瞧是誰來了 Hello, everybody. Well, well, look who it is.
你們好嗎? 夥計們? How are we doing, guys?
糟透了! Terrible!
我們都快要死了 We're all about to die.
你說過這個星球會是一個輕鬆的假期 You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday.
我說它會是，"就像一個輕鬆的假期” I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday."
但看看那金碧輝煌的天空 土星的三個太陽 But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.
還有什麼比這更讓人感到輕鬆的呢? What could be more relaxing than that?
一個真正的假期! An actual holiday!
去死吧，雜種人渣！ Die Booskan scum!
雷霆之神 God of Thunder.
亞坎王 King Yakan.
你終於加入了我們的戰鬥 You have finally joined our fight.
噢，正如他們所說，"遲到總比不來好" Well, as they say, "Better late than not at all."
是啊，真是太好了 Yes, it's very nice.
如你所知，我們曾經生活在一片寧靜的綠洲裡 As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis.
但後來我們的神被謀殺了 被謀殺？ But then our gods were murdered. Murdered?
而現在我們的神殿卻無人看守... And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded...
然後哈博斯卡的部落控制了它的力量 and Habooska's hordes took control of its power.
這是我們最神聖的聖地，而他褻瀆了它 It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it.
不會太久的 Not for long.
亞坎王，告訴他們今天這裡發生了什麼 King Yakan, tell them what happened here today.
講述一下索爾... Tell of the time that Thor...
和他那一群雜亂無章的混混亡命之徒... and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados...
扭轉戰局的那一次... turned the tide of the battle...
並將他們的名字銘刻在歷史上 and etched their names in history.
我們的勝算可能不大，但我會免費告訴你... For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
又來了 Here it comes.
這一切現在就結束了！ This ends here and now!
他不會進入神廟裡的，是吧? 不是的 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No.
幹得好, 各位 Well done, everybody.
這是我們共同的功勞，因為我們是一個團隊 We can collectively take credit for that because we worked as a team.
我們用真心和智慧打敗了敵人... We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...
以最小的損失或損害 with minimal loss or damage.
多麼經典的雷神冒險啊! What a classic Thor adventure!
萬歲! Hurrah!
好書嗎?Good book?
是啊! Yeah.
我寫的 I wrote it.
等等 你是簡.福斯特博士? Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
我是 I am.
你覺得愛因斯坦-羅森橋怎麼樣? How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
太難了 It's tough.
是的 真的很難 Yeah. Really tough.
那個...你需要一個3D模型 It's...You need a 3D model.
你看過《黑洞表面》嗎? You ever see Event Horizon?
沒有 No.
《星際穿越》呢? 沒有 Interstellar? No.
那部電影把一切都解釋得很清楚 That movie explains everything really clearly.
好的 愛因斯坦-羅森橋... All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...
折疊了空間，因此點A和點B... folds space, so that point A and point B...
在空間和時間上是共存的 coexist in space and time.
就像那樣 Like that.
你剛剛毀了你自己的書 You just ruined your own book.
是的，但是現在你瞭解蟲洞了 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
看看那些電影吧! Watch those movies.
好的 Okay.
看了辣味芝士，我得去買 Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
所以，情況怎樣？ So, how's it going?
一切都很順利 It's going amazing.
除了我之外，你還告訴過別人嗎? Have you told anyone else besides me?
當人們發現他們的行為開始變得怪異 他們只是不同而已 When people find out they start acting weird. They're just different.
我現在的生活中不需要這些 I don't need that in my life right now.
不管怎麼說，事情沒那麼嚴重 Anyway, it's not that serious.
簡，這是第四階段 Jane, it's Stage Four.
一共有多少個階段？ Out of, like, how many stages?
四個 Four.
這是我們所知道的 That we know about.
哦，你現在還得去別的地方... Oh, you have somewhere else you gotta be right now...
這比化療更重要嗎? that's more important than chemo?
沒有 No.
你想回實驗室，是嗎? You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you?
我有一些想法，我正在嘗試 I have a few ideas I'm trying.
好吧，不行，暫停 Okay, no, time out.
我知道你認為你的實驗室工作是你必須要做的... I know you think your lab work is something you have to do...
否則你會辜負整個文明... otherwise you're letting down all of civilization...
但你不知道宇宙到底想告訴你什麼... but you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
所以讓我來翻譯一下 so let me translate.
慢慢來 Slow down.
你需要你的能量來對抗這件事 You need your energy to fight this thing.
我會用我的方式抗爭的，好嗎? I'll fight it my way, okay?
好吧，僅供參考... Well, FYI...
"我的方式"並不等同於實驗室裡的方式 "my way" does not have to equal alone in a lab.
也許是時候打太空維京人的牌了 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
這不是牌 It's not a card.
是的，它是 Yes, it is.
沒有牌的 有牌的 There's no card. There's a card.
它高大，它金髮，而且很漂亮 It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
那是一張很漂亮的牌 It's a handsome card.
簡，你確定嗎?聽著，達西... Jane, are you sure? Look, Darcy...
我會自己想辦法的 I will figure this out by myself.
結果仍然是一樣的 Results are still coming back the same.
恐怕化療的效果很小 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
我很抱歉，簡 I'm so sorry, Jane.
如果有什麼我能幫忙的，或者你想談談， 給我打電話 If there's anything I can do, or if you just wanna talk, call me.
雷神之鎚
給了他們
毅力和精神
非常健康
歡迎來到 新天堂
聞起來像個國王，因為你值得 Smell like a king, because you're worthy.
老風味 Old Spice.
看看這個地方 真漂亮 Look at this place. It's beautiful.
像故鄉 Home.
是啊, 故鄉, 父親 Yes, home, Father.
我們是來接你回家的 We're here to take you home.
是的 回天堂星球 Yes. To planet Asgard.
天堂不是一個星球，我的孩子們 Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
那是一個民族 是你們! It is people. It is you!
而現在，是我進入精神領域的時候了 And now, it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
我將找到我的位置... I will take my place...
在瓦爾哈拉偉大的英靈殿中... in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla...
那裡是眾神安息的地方 the resting place of the gods.
哦，還有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
你們有一個姐姐 You have a sister.
所以現在，我化作了神聖的星塵... And so now, I turn into godly stardust...
然後說再見 and say farewell.
哦，看啊! Oh, look.
你看到了嗎?它正在發生 Do you see? It's happening.
我要消失了 I'm disappearing.
不! No!
父親! Father!
但是等等! 哥哥! But wait! Brother!
一個不祥的傳送門出現在我們身後 An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.
變身! Transform!
我是海拉 死亡女神 I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
現在 Now
我回到天堂是為了證明我作為王位合法繼承人的權利... I return to Asgard to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne...
而且沒有人能阻止我! and no one will stop me!
加入我否則死! Join me or die!
我們永遠不會加入你，巫婆! 雷神之鎚! We will never join you, witch! Mjolnir!
不可能! Impossible!
我弄壞了你的錘子! I broke your hammer!
是時候去死了！ Time to die!
彩虹橋! Bifrost!
你幾乎可以感受到... You can almost feel the power...
這些雄偉而不可移動的石頭的力量 of these magnificent and immovable stones.
好了，我們回村子裡去... Okay. Let's head back to the village...
在那裡我們可以喝一些真正的天堂蜂蜜酒 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead.
來吧! Come on.
災難之神... God of Disaster...
我們感謝你 we thank you.
我們擔心如果沒有神的保護，我們將永遠處於戰爭狀態... We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods...
但現在，和平將會佔優勢 but now, peace shall reign.
作為對您服務的回報，請接受這些禮物 In return for your service, please accept these gifts.
這是一種傳統 As is tradition.
我們世界的保護者被賦予了巨大的野獸 the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts.
巨型山羊! Giant goats!
看看它們! 它們太棒了 Look at those! They are wonderful.
寇格，看看那個 那些東西都很漂亮 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful.
亞坎王，非常感謝你 King Yakan, thank you so much.
聽著，關於神廟... Listen, about the temple...
我不想談神廟的事 I don't wanna talk about the temple.
我知道，但如果我們要談這件事，我認為這很重要... I know, but if we were to talk about it, I think it's important...
這讓我感到悲傷 It's making me sad.
而且很生氣 好的，我就不說了 And mad. Okay, I'll stop talking.
別忘了山羊 Don't forget the goats.
你接受了，而現在你必須帶走 Which you accepted, and now must take with you.
不可退還 No backsies.
牠們很漂亮 是的，牠們很漂亮 They are beautiful. Yes, they are beautiful.
牠們也會尖叫得很厲害 They also scream quite a lot.
牠們會沒事的 They'll be fine.
我是格魯特 I am Groot.
我們得找到那個該死的遙控器才能下載求救信號！ We need to find the damn remote so we can download the distress signal!
回溯你的腳步 你把遙控器放哪兒了? Retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote?
可能是你的一隻山羊把它吃了！ One of your goats probably ate it!
山羊不吃遙控器 別胡扯了 Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous.
噢，我可不想翻他們的爛攤子 Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
我愛牠們! 牠們應該永遠和我們生活在一起! I love them! They should live with us forever!
找到遙控器了! Found the remote!
我要幹掉牠們 I'm putting them down.
我也是 它還能用嗎? Me too. Is it working or not?
不，它不管用 它沒有充電 No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.
噢，也許你需要找個充電器...讓開！ Well, maybe you need to find a charger...Get out of my way!
寇格，你沒事吧？是的，兄弟 一切都很好 Korg, you okay? Yeah, bro. All good.
好吧! 各位，放輕鬆點 山羊會沒事的 All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine.
如果沒有，我們可以用牠們做肉... If not, we can just use them for meat...
各位 ting people.
開會的時候 牠們是一個很好的開場白 Meeting people. They're a great conversation starter.
我聽說你可以用一種特殊的哨音召喚它們... And I've been told you can summon them with a special whistle...
大概是這樣的... that goes something like this...
不，不是這樣 No, that's not it.
不，不是這樣 你可以試試 No, that's not it. You have a go.
不，不是這樣 No, that's not it.
哦， 嘿! 夥計們 克拉格林! Oh, hey, guys. Kraglin!
不，不是這樣 No, that's not it.
你一直都在這裡嗎?是的，你說過要留在船上 You been here this whole time? Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
這是格倫達 我們結婚了 This is Glenda. We're married.
我是格魯特 I am Groot.
我們不是跟你說過要跳進新的關係嗎? What did we tell you about jumpin' into new relationships?
我不應該這麼做 That I shouldn't be doing that.
是啊，你不可能在我們登陸的每一個星球上都結婚 Yeah, you can't get married on every single planet we land on.
我是格魯特 I am Groot.
終於! Finally!
好了，我們開始吧! 求救信號 All right, here we go. Distress calls.
請幫助我們! 屠神者找到了我們！ Please help us! The God Butcher has found us!
屠神者? God Butcher?
他把他們吊起來以示警告 He left them hanging as a warning.
看看所有這些被謀殺的神 Look at all of these gods, murdered.
我們最偉大的捍衛者，現在已經死去了 Our greatest champions, now laid to waste.
太可怕了 The horror.
誰會做這樣的事呢？ Who could have done something like this?
索爾，你在哪裡? Thor, where are you?
等等，等等，等等 那是什麼？倒回去 Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.
播放那個 Play that one.
索爾，你在哪裡? 希芙? Thor, where are you? Sif?
我們需要你 We need you here.
我的朋友有危險 我們必須馬上走 My friend is in danger. We must go at once.
啟動飛船，我的朋友們 Start the ship, my friends.
我不知道，也許我們應該分頭行動 I don't know, maybe we should split up.
我是說，有那麼多人需要拯救 看看所有這些苦惱的... So many people to save, I mean, look at all of these distress...
呼叫 calls.
索爾 Thor.
你還好嗎? You gonna be okay?
我欽佩你們對彼此的承諾 這是一件美好的事情 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.
唉，這是我永遠不會擁有的東西 Alas, it's something I'll never have.
夥計，如果我可以... Buddy, if I may...
你可以 You may.
經過幾千年的生活，你似乎都不知道自己是誰 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
我以前也曾迷失過 I've been lost before.
但後來我找到了意義，我找到了愛 But then I found meaning, I found love.
是的，它從我身邊被奪走了，而天哪，這真傷人 And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts.
但這種糟糕的感覺總比空虛要好 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.
我對你的希望是有一天你會找到一些... My hope for you is that one day you will find something...
讓你覺得如此糟糕的東西 to make you feel this shitty.
我以前愛過 但沒有成功 I have loved before. It didn't work out.
他們要嘛死得很慘，要嘛他們用一封手寫的信把你甩了 They either die a grismal death or they dump you with a handwritten letter.
我不知道哪個更糟糕，但這就是我和大家保持距離的原因 I don't know which is worse, but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length.
你已經變得太執著了，該死，我就知道會這樣 You've grown too attached. Damn it, I knew this would happen.
你必須走了 我會找到希芙的 You must go. I'll find Sif.
你們去處理別的求救信號 銀河系需要它的守護者 You answer the other calls. The galaxy needs its Guardians.
酷，是的 我們正要離開...噓，我知道這很傷心 Cool, yeah. We were just leaving...Shhh, I know it hurts.
但這樣更好 你必須相信我 But it's better this way. You have to trust me.
為了減輕痛苦，你為什麼不... To ease the pain, why don't you...
收下這艘船作為告別禮物? take this ship here as a parting farewell gift?
哦，你要把我的船送給我? Oh, You're giving me my ship?
是的，她是你的 Yes, she's yours.
願你和她一起留下和我一樣多的回憶 May you make as many memories with her as I have.
她是個喜怒無常的老姑娘 She's a temperamental old lass.
在困境中她也能很好地為你服務 Will serve you well in a tight pickle.
我要發動飛船了 謝謝你 I'll start the ship. Thank you.
再見，老朋友 Goodbye, old friend.
人類的握手... A human handshake...
天堂的握手 to the Asgardian shake.
變成你不能信任的蛇 Into the snake that you cannot trust.
你真的是在拖延這件事 You're really dragging this out.
最後以經典的天堂高潮結束 And finish with the classic Asgardian high one.
我們走吧! Let's go.
照顧好我的船員 這對他們來說很難 Take care of my crew. This is gonna be hard for them.
快點! Hurry up!
不包括她 Not her.
記住我告訴你的話 Remember what I told you.
你有沒有感到失落過... You ever feel lost...
只要看著你所愛的人的眼睛 just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
他們會確切地告訴你你是誰 They'll tell you exactly who you are.
好了 再見 All right. Bye.
什麼才是值得，讓我們緊緊抓住美好的回憶 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories.
我們天堂人說："願你以奧丁烏鴉的速度旅行." We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens."
"我會在瓦爾哈拉見你，我們將在那裡喝蜂蜜酒，然後..." "I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and..."
他們走了 又孤獨了，只有我和你 They're gone. Alone again. Just me and you.
風暴破壞者! Stormbreaker!
當心，你這個瘋狂的斧頭！ Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
所以我們現在該怎麼辦，兄弟？ So what do we do now, bro?
我們去找希芙吧! Let's go get Sif!
那是誰或是什麼？ Who or what is that?
法利加，法利加人的神 Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
這是你見過的最好的神之一 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
哦，不 Oh, no.
希芙，是我, 索爾 Sif, it's me, Thor.
奧丁之子? Odinson?
你失去了一隻手臂 You're missing an arm.
我會帶你回家的 I'm gonna get you home.
不! 把我留在這裡 No! Leave me here.
我要像勇士一樣死去 I want to die a warrior's death.
在戰場上 在戰鬥中 On the battlefield. In battle.
然後我就可以在瓦爾哈拉佔有一席之地了 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
哦，我不想告訴你的... Oh, I hate to break it to you...
但對於一個進入瓦爾哈拉的戰士來說，你必須死在戰鬥中 but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle.
你活了下來 哦，該死 You survived. Oh, shit.
也許，你的手臂已經在瓦爾哈拉了 Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.
這裡發生什麼事了？ What happened here?
我一直在追捕一個瘋子 I've been hunting a madman.
我跟蹤他到了這裡，但這是個陷阱 I followed him here, but it was a trap.
這個瘋子是誰? Who is this madman?
屠神者來了 The God Butcher is coming.
他尋求眾神的滅亡 He seeks the extinction of the gods.
天堂是下一個 Asgard is next.
看，是索爾! Look, it's Thor!
索爾! 帶希芙去醫務室 Thor! Take Sif to the infirmary.
嘿! Hey!
現在你又惹上誰了? Who'd you piss off now?
這不是我的錯 我以前從沒見過這些東西... This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things...
不管他們是什麼鬼東西 whatever the hell they are.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
新來的是誰? Who's the new guy?
哦，那個傢伙? 你會喜歡那個傢伙的 Oh,That guy? You're gonna love that guy.
雷神之鎚! 雷神之鎚! Mjolnir! Mjolnir!
是我，索爾 It's me, Thor.
你看到我的錘子了嗎? Have you seen my hammer?
雷神之鎚，這裡，孩子 Mjolnir, here, boy.
雷神之鎚? Mjolnir?
雷神之鎚 Mjolnir.
你回來了! You're back!
雷神之鎚! Mjolnir!
對不起 Excuse me.
哈囉 你拿的是我的錘子 Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.
而且那是我的造形 And that's my look.
嘿! Hey!
別做蠢事了 Enough tomfoolery.
你為什麼不摘下面具，露出你自己呢？ Why don't you take off that mask and reveal yourself?
快點 Come on.
嘿! Hey.
簡? Jane?
讓我告訴你們索爾和簡的傳說 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
他是雷霆之神而她，是科學女人 He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science.
雖然他們來自不同的世界... And although they were from different worlds...
不知怎的，這說得通的 somehow, it just made sense.
而且他們一起踏上了愛的旅程 And together they embarked on a journey of love.
索爾教會了簡勇士之道... Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
而簡教會了索爾人類之道 And Jane taught Thor the way of the people.
而隨著時間的推移，他們的愛越來越深 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
她太不可思議了，是吧，雷神之錘? She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?
我要你向我保證你會永遠保護她 I need you to promise me you'll always protect her.
我也愛你，兄弟 I love you too, buddy.
如此深情的愛總會產生奇妙的魔力 And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.
索爾把他的目光投向了未來... Thor set his sights toward a future...
而一切皆有可能 and all it might hold.
但他越想和簡一起生活，他就越害怕失去原本的生活 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.
而雖然簡不想承認這一點... And although Jane didn't want to admit it...
她也害怕失去 she was scared of loss as well.
因此，他們之間築起了隔離之牆 And so, they built walls between them.
索爾忙著拯救人類 Thor got busy saving humanity.
海姆達爾! Heimdall!
而簡也開始忙於做同樣的事情 And Jane got busy doing the same.
真的很忙 Real busy.
最終，他們之間的距離越來越大，直到漸行漸遠，無法承受 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear.
有些東西必須要放棄 Something had to give.
我得徹夜未眠才能看完這些數據，好嗎? I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay?
而我得徹夜未眠把這一切都收拾乾淨 And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.
只有兩個盤子而已! There's two plates!
然後，有一天晚上，它真的發生了 And then, one night, it did give.
簡寫了一張便條 Jane wrote a note.
而索爾讀了那張紙條 And Thor read that note.
而他們的傳說突然變成了神話 And their legend suddenly became myth.
或者說他們是這麼想的 Or so they thought.
你還好嗎? You okay?
是啊，裡面有點熱... Yeah, it's a little hot in...
開始感覺到... Startin' to feel...
戴著頭盔會讓你有幽閉恐懼症 It's claustrophobic with the helmet.
怎麼會? How?
我們能晚點再談嗎? Can we talk about this later?
好的，當然了 Yeah, sure.
見到你真高興 Great seeing you.
什麼? What?
殺死所有的神 Kill all the gods.
嘿! 那是死靈劍嗎? Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
那很酷 我只在故事中讀到過 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
那你就知道這會很痛 Then you know this is going to hurt.
痛苦 Pain.
痛苦是什麼，難道不是弱者發明的東西嗎? What is pain but a construct invented by the weak?
好的，那很鋒利！ Okay, that's very sharp!
真的嗎? Ready?
別碰我的東西 Don't touch my things.
對，你最好快跑，你這個膽小鬼 Yeah, you better run, you coward.
孩子們! 他們抓走了孩子們! The children. They're taking the children!
是影子怪物，真噁心 Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
我環球飛了兩次，一無所獲 Flew around the world twice. Nothing.
懦夫們一定逃跑了 我們會找到他們的 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
真是一次重逢，蛤? 這還用說 Quite a reunion, huh? You're telling me.
最近怎麼樣？ 像是，這三，四年？ What's it been? Like, three, four years?
八年零七個月零六天 Eight years, seven months, and six days.
我沒有忘記... I haven't forgotten...
最後一次我看到你，或者沒有看到你，因為你離開了 the last time I saw you, or didn't see you, because you left.
說我離開有點過於簡單化了 It's kind of an oversimplification to say that I left.
啊，不，你走了 你真的走了 Ah，No, you left. You did.
你給我寫了一封漂亮的手寫信 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.
我應該明白的，我當時就在那 I should know, I was there.
實際上，你不在，所以才有了這張紙條 我在 You weren't there, actually, hence the note. I was.
而如果你當時不在那裡看到我離開，那麼也許是你離開了 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left.
說得對 Fair point.
並不是說這無關緊要 Not that it matters.
就像，誰在跟蹤誰，對吧? 不，是的 Like, who's keeping track, right? No, yeah.
我想我們都離開了而且都被拋棄了 I suppose we both left and both got left.
現在你又離開了 Now you're leaving again.
米克，我們需要所有目擊者的詳細描述 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.
達里爾，把所有失蹤孩子的名字都給我 Darryl, get me all the names of the children who have been lost.
陛下，我女兒被抓走了 我不知道她在哪裡 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is.
而她會被找到的 And she'll be found.
夥計們，他們流血了! 帶他們去醫務室，馬上! Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now!
達里爾! Darryl!
陛下，我們是不是應該開始演繹這場災難？ Majesty, should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle?
人們需要娛樂 The people need entertainment.
尤其是現在，在危機時期 Particularly now, in times of crisis.
尤其是 Particularly.
我沒有聽到"不" I did not hear a, "No."
我也沒有 Nor did I.
天堂之夜 Asgard. Night.
所以，那就是前女友，是嗎? So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
以前的前女友 The old ex-girlfriend.
朱迪·福斯特 Jodie Foster.
簡.福斯特 Jane Foster.
離你而去的那個 The one that got away.
離我而去的那個 The one that got away.
這意味著逃跑了 That means escaped.
見到你的前女友一定很難過... Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend...
而和你的前錘子在一起，而且還相處得很好 and your ex-hammer hangin' out, and getting on so well.
你要幹嘛，兄弟? What you up to, bro?
過來 Come on.
到爸爸這來 Come to daddy.
過來 雷神之錘 Come on. Mjolnir.
嘿! 你在這兒啊! Hey! There you are.
嘿! Hey.
我正在呼叫你 I was just calling you.
組建一支軍隊 用什麼？我們一半的士兵都死了! Start an army! With what? Half our soldiers are dead!
我們一半的士兵總是死去! Half our soldiers are always dead!
各位，請回家去 孩子們在哪? Everyone, please go home. Where are the children?
我向你保證我們很快就會有消息的 I promise you we'll have news soon.
得有人告訴我們發生了什麼事 Someone needs to tell us what happened.
我們會找到他們的 We shall find them.
我只是不明白 你知道什麼? I just don't understand. You know what?
這都是我們的錯 This is all our fault.
停下! Stop it!
天堂! Asgard!
我的朋友們，我們不能爭吵 My friends, we must not quarrel.
在這樣的時刻，我們需要團結起來，團結起來 In times like this, we need to unite, come together.
我看到了這裡發生的事 I see what's happening here.
你們很擔心 You're afraid.
很害怕 Scared.
很擔心 Afraid.
很焦慮 Anxious.
如果我們想要找到孩子們，我們必須首先審視自己 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves.
我很抱歉 米克 I'm sorry. Miek.
在這樣的噪音下，很難發表振奮人心的演講 it's very hard to give a rousing speech with the...noise.
你在幹什麼? 她在做會議記錄 What are you doing? She's taking minutes.
我們沒有寶貴的時間 Precious minutes we don't have.
你們想要孩子們回來? You want the kids back?
我馬上就回來 I'll be back in a minute.
你可以把那寫下來，米克 You can write that down, Miek.
不! No!
風暴破壞者，你在幹什麼? 這是關於雷神之錘的嗎? Stormbreaker, what are you doing? Is this about Mjolnir?
所有人，出去！ Everyone, out!
找不到他們 Didn't find them.
兄弟，你的斗篷著火了 Bae, your cape's on fire.
沒事的，會長回來的 It's fine. It'll grow back.
我要給你列入清單 I'm invoicing you for this.
聽著 Listen.
我們對這個傢伙瞭解多少? What do we know about this guy?
他穿行於陰影之中 而且他用它們創造了怪物 He travels through shadows. And he creates monsters with them.
絕對怪異的怪物 Absolutely freaky monsters.
他還揮舞著死靈劍 我怎麼知道的? He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that?
因為他差點用它戳我的臉 Because he almost speared me in the face with it.
死靈劍是什麼？ What's a Necrosword?
這是一件古老的武器，從創世之初就在人們手中流傳 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time.
它擁有殺死神的能力... It has the ability to slay gods...
但它會慢慢腐化並殺死任何使用它的人，這意味著... but it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
所以，它感染了他 它正在感染他 是的，肯定是這樣的 So, it infected him. It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
所以基本上，我們面對的是一個被詛咒的影子殭屍綁架者 So basically, we're up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper.
太棒了 那我們什麼時候出發? Awesome. When do we leave?
索爾 Thor.
你能看見我嗎? Can you see me?
浮頭警報 Floating head alert.
是阿斯特里德 海姆達爾之子 It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.
阿斯特里德，你還好嗎? Astrid, are you okay?
我不再叫阿斯特里德了 I no longer go by the name Astrid.
我現在叫阿克索 I'm now known as Axl.
他是我在地球上聽到的一個流行樂隊歌手的名字 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
槍炮與玫瑰樂隊 阿斯特里德... G N' R. Astrid...
你父親給你起了一個很強硬的維京人的名字... your father gave you a very tough Viking name...
而我打算尊重他的意願 and I intend to honor his wishes.
阿克索 阿斯特里德 Axl. Astrid.
我說了阿克索 阿斯特里德 I said Axl. Astrid.
阿克索! 是混蛋 現在聽他說! Axl! It's asshole. Now listen to him!
好了, 好吧，阿克索 你在哪裡? All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
我不確定 我還不知道怎麼使用我的魔法 I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet.
你父親教過我，而我現在將教你 Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you.
我需要你集中注意力並伸出你的手 I need you to focus and hold out your hand.
好的，很好 現在集中注意力 Okay, good. Now focus.
閉上你的眼睛 Close your eyes.
索爾! Thor!
嘿，你們好嗎，孩子們？ Hey, how's it going, kids?
"你們好嗎? " 看看我們在哪裡 "How's it going?" Look where we are.
我們在一個用尖刺做成的籠子裡 We're in a cage made of spikes.
是的，沒錯 不太好 是的 Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
你要做點什麼嗎？ Are you gonna do something?
是的 是的，我是，但不是現在 Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
我只是個幻影幽靈 看 I'm the vision ghost. Look.
瞧? 我們會發生什麼事? See? What will happen to us?
誰知道呢？我的意思是，這是一個非常非常糟糕的情況 Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation.
你知道，好消息是你們是天堂人 You know, the good news is you're Asgardians.
所以，如果你們死了，你們最終會在瓦爾哈拉 So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
哦，我的天啊! 走開 Oh, my God. Go away.
等等，等等 聽著 Wait, wait. Listen.
好的 沒事的，孩子們 別哭了 別哭了 沒關係 Okay. It's all right, children. Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
聽著，我有個計劃，好嗎? 我正在組建一個非常，非常好的團隊 Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting together a really, really good team.
我們有寇格叔叔，瓦爾基里國王... We've got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie...
我的前女友，簡，這是另一個故事了 我就不煩你們了，好嗎? my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole other story I won't bore you with, okay?
但這是一支頂尖的團隊... But it is a top-notch team...
而且我們會在你意識到之前讓你回家 and we're gonna have you home before you know it.
我知道你們在哪裡 I know where you are.
我會把你們救出去的 I'm gonna get you out of here.
我很害怕 我們都是 I'm scared. We all are.
索爾! 索爾! 救救我們 Thor! Thor! Save us.
把我救出去 你保重，好嗎? Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
保重 我很快就會見到你的 好嗎? Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
阿克索，把我弄出去！ Axl, get me out of here!
他們在暗影王國 They're in the Shadow Realm.
你怎麼知道的? How do you know?
那裡的大氣有一種不同於其他地方的黑暗 The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.
就好像色彩害怕被塗抹 這是毋庸置疑的 It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable.
噢! 那麼，如果我們需要色彩的話... Well then, if it's color we need...
讓我們帶上彩虹吧! let's bring the rainbow.
"帶上彩虹" ? 這是一句流行語還是什麼？ "Bring the rainbow"? Is that a catchphrase or something?
她當了雷神才一分鐘 She's only been a Thor for a minute.
我是說，拯救生命，她很擅長 但除此以外，她還需要工作 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work.
這年頭有多少流行語? 很多 How many catchphrases have there been? A lot.
是的 搶先一步了 Yep. Jumped the gun.
等等，他穿過陰影而他要去暗影王國... Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the Shadow Realm...
看起來這就是他最有權勢的地方 it seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful.
你說得對 我們不能就這麼走進去 那可能是個陷阱 You're right. We can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap.
我們會危及孩子們的安全 We'd be endangering the children.
我們需要增援 我們必須組建一支軍隊 We need reinforcements. We must raise an army.
你想的和我想的一樣嗎？ Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
我在想 我們在想什麼? I'm thinking it. What are we thinking?
想什麼? 我也這麼想 Thinking what? I'm thinking it too.
全能之城 Omnipotence City.
什麼是全能之城？ What's Omnipotence City?
它是宇宙中最強大的神的家園 It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe.
我們可以團結起來成為有史以來最偉大的團隊 We could pull together the greatest team ever.
我們可以招募拉，海格力斯... We could recruit Ra, Hercules...
都馬陶允卡 Tmatauenga.
也許是，奎茲特克 以及宙斯，最古老且最聰明的神 Quetzalcoatl, maybe. And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all.
你是說宙斯嗎？ Did you say Zeus?
是的，宙斯 Yeah, Zeus.
像是，宙斯 宙斯-宙斯? Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
我不確定他是否還有第二個名字 I'm not sure if he has a second name.
你認為我的神會在那裡嗎，諾尼中的尼尼 ？ Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny?
你永遠不會知道，寇格 You never know, Korg.
但如果他們在那， 我們會邀請他們加入我們的團隊 But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team.
風暴破壞者 Stormbreaker.
好的 冷靜 放輕鬆 All right. Calm down. Relax.
不，不，不，夥計，我們可不想搭乘風暴破壞者的破爛彩虹橋 No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
看看剛剛發生了什麼 Look what just happened.
我們確切地不能騎著你那小小的，會飛的門戶馬去，對吧？ We can't exactly go in your tiny, little, flying portal horse, can we?
我們不會都適合的 We won't all fit.
你在說什麼呢? 戰歌太棒了 What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome.
風暴破壞者也很棒 Stormbreaker's awesome too.
風暴破壞者只是需要一個指引 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
來應付太空旅行中的任何狀況 Anything that can handle space travel.
我喜歡她談論工作時的神態 I love it when she talks shop.
它有能力把我們帶到那裡... It has the power to get us there...
它只是需要一些東西來集中能量，這樣它就不會那麼不可預測 it just needs something to focus that energy so it's not so unpredictable.
你知道，如果我們有一艘船，我們可以駕馭它... You know, if we had a ship we could harness it...
並使用風暴破壞者作為電源 and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
哦，就像一個引擎 像一個引擎 Oh, like an engine. Like an engine.
你需要一艘船? You need a ship?
我有一艘船 I've got a ship.
把那些座位都拆了 Get rid of all those seats.
而你們去把那些山羊綁在前面 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.
我們15分鐘後出發 We leave in 15 minutes.
只能攜帶必需品，各位 Essentials only, everyone.
這很重要 That's essential.
噢，你向前看得很快，不是嗎？ Well, you moved on quick, didn't you?
你真了不起 You're some piece of work.
只是和一位老朋友聊聊 Just catching up with an old friend.
我一直想道歉的 I've been meaning to apologize.
以前的行為有點怪異 我只是最近不太像我自己 Sorta acting a little weird before. I just haven't really been myself lately.
你知道，有點... You know, kind of...
試著弄清楚我是誰，只是覺得有點迷茫 Trying to figure out who I am, and just felt a little bit lost.
然後，突然間，我看到你打扮成我的樣子... And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me...
而這有點... and it was kind of...
這對我來說也很重要 It's a lot for me, too.
所以，你們是怎麼在一起的? 這是怎麼發生的? So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen?
我發誓 我聽到雷神之錘在叫我 I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
啊，是嗎? Ah, did it?
所以我來這裡調查... And so I came here to investigate...
它的碎片開始發光和旋轉，然後... and its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then...
太瘋狂了 Crazy.
索爾 Thor.
噢，你知道嗎? Well, you know what
它穿在你身上很好看，很管用，所以... it looks good on you, it works, so...
只是聊聊 Just checking.
待會見 See you later.
什麼? What?
我們只是在聊天 We were just talking.
媽咪，不要離開我 Mommy, don't leave me.
不要害怕 Don't be afraid.
即使我不在了，親愛的... Even when I'm gone, honey...
你也不會孤單的 You won't be alone.
充滿愛的回憶 伊蓮·福斯特
而無論發生什麼... And whatever happens...
永遠不要停止戰鬥 never stop fighting.
永遠不要停止戰鬥 Never stop fighting.
嘿! 你還好嗎? Hey. You all right?
很好 Great.
洗手盆會有不同的說法 The sink would say otherwise.
你認為我真的應該來嗎? You think I really should be coming?
我一點都沒有好轉 I'm not getting any better.
你是個雷神 當然，你應該來的 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
除此之外，你還能做什麼? Besides, what else are you gonna do?
你現在是個維京人了 You're a Viking now.
這意味著你得死在戰場上... Means you pretty much have to die in battle...
而且它必須是極其痛苦的 and it needs to be devastatingly painful.
否則，你無法進入瓦爾哈拉 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
那就是我的計劃 That's my plan.
你知道，那你的國王事務怎麼辦？ What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
我喜歡當國王 我愛我的人民... I love being king. I love my people...
但這都是會議和烏鴉郵件... but it's all meetings and raven-mail...
還有那些本來可能是烏鴉郵件的會議 and meetings that could've been raven-mail.
我懷念戰鬥 I miss fighting.
我懷念我的姐妹們 I miss my sisters.
這就是為什麼需要你來的原因，因為我需要你 Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one.
好了，我們該走了 Okay, we should go.
你收拾好了嗎？ You packed?
你準備好了嗎? Are you packed?
是的! Yes!
手榴彈？ A hand grenade?
不，這是一款可攜式音箱 No. It's a portable speaker.
我們走吧! Let's go.
如果你不介意的話洗手盆的事請保密? If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps?
我明白你的 I got you.
我的天堂同胞們... My fellow Asgardians...
祝我們一切順利，因為我們將以奧丁烏鴉的速度旅行 Wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.
我們會帶孩子們回來的 We will return with children.
很多孩子 Many children.
然後我們將大吃大喝 And then we shall feast!
不是對孩子們 Not on the children.
我們不會再那麼做了 We do not do that anymore.
那曾是一個黑暗的時代 可恥的時代 Those were dark times. Shameful times.
好了，我們該走了 Okay, we should go.
所以，你還在滑旱冰嗎? So, you still rollerblading?
不 不 你呢? No. No. You?
哦，是的，每個週末都玩 Oh, yeah. Every weekend.
一旦你冰刀一滑，你就永遠不會認輸 對吧，寇格? Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg?
終生結伴滑冰！ Skate mates for life!
嘿，我能跟你說點事嗎？ Hey, can I run something by you?
所以，我在想... So, I was thinking...
當我們找到壞人的時候，如果我有一句很酷的口號呢？ when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase?
就像，"吃這把錘子！” Like, "Eat this hammer!"
或者，就像，"看看我的錘子，砰！” Or, like, "Check out my hammer, boom!"
就像，怎樣... Like, what about...
不...啊，我正在研究它 No...Ah, I'm work shopping it
不，它們都很好 我的是... No, they are all really good. Mine is...
"此時此刻，這一切都結束了” "This ends here and now."
哦，這句不錯 Oh, that's such a good one.
我花了很長時間才把它完善 Took me a long time to perfect it.
你會做到的 你只需要練習就行了 You'll get there. You just need to practice.
這是我打的第一個壞人 Just my first bad guy.
你永遠不會忘記你的第一次 You never forget your first.
是的 Yeah.
所以，你有女朋友了? So, you got a girlfriend?
哦，不，不 太忙了 沒有時間，你知道嗎? Oh，No, no. Too busy, don't have time, you know?
僅僅工作和其他事情 Just the work and everything.
酷 讓我來偵查一下這個地方 Cool. Gonna check this place out.
真酷 So cool.
誰這麼酷？Who's so cool?
這些建築很酷 The buildings are cool.
那裡發生了什麼事？哪裡? What's happening there? Where?
我感覺到了嗎？ Am I sensing feelings?
感覺? 什麼，為了簡？ Feelings? What, for Jane?
不，別開完笑了 感覺 No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
我們上次有感覺是... The last time we had feelings were...
很久以前的事了 很久，很久以前就無可挽回了 我覺得你... long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you...
也許是你對她有了感情 Maybe you have feelings.
夥計，放輕鬆點 我們是一隊的 我不知道 Mate, relax. We're on the same team. I don't know.
確切地知道我們是哪一隊的，好嗎? Know exactly what team we're on, okay?
簡那一隊 Team Jane.
索爾的特點是他總能振作起來 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back.
就像當海拉偷了他的錘子... Like when Hela stole his hammer...
他去做了一把斧頭，這把斧子是在一顆垂死的恆星的心臟上鍛造的 he went and built an axe which was forged in the heart of a dying star.
而且用同一把斧頭砍下了滅霸腦袋 And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head.
多麼巧妙的故事啊！ What a neat story!
說了這麼多砍頭的故事... With all this talk about chopping off heads...
我也想試試 I wanna have a go.
這是什麼? What's this?
這是奧克提 你好，奧克提 This is Octy. Hello, Octy.
你好嗎? How are you?
你們知道奧克提喜歡什麼嗎? You know what Octy loves?
他的頭被扯下來! Having his head ripped off!
什麼? 你剛才還挺喜歡的 What? You liked it a second ago.
好吧，好吧，好吧! All right, all right, all right.
奧克提死了 Octy's gone.
拜託 Come on.
我害怕 I'm scared.
看看你 Look at you.
我曾經認識一個和你一樣的小女孩 I knew a little girl just like you.
而她很勇敢，而且她很聰明... And she was brave, and she was smart...
而且很風趣而且她喜歡畫畫 and funny and she liked to draw.
讓我問你一個問題... Let me ask you a question...
關於神的 about gods.
他們是用來保護你們的，對吧? They're meant to protect you, right?
噢，他們在哪裡? Well, where are they?
雷神已經在路上了 是的! Thor is on his way. Yeah!
是的 我就指望這個了 Yes. I'm counting on that.
這就是為什麼你們會在這裡 That's why you're here.
只有受邀者才能參加，所以我們得保持低調，融入人群 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.
幸運的是，偽裝是我的專長 Luckily, disguises are my specialty.
古希臘哲學家? Greek philosopher?
給我們弄了這些 Got us these.
那些是什麼? What are those?
真正的偽裝 Actual disguises.
它們是情感之神的斗篷 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
每種顏色都代表不同的情感 Every color signifies a different emotion.
情感之神在哪裡? Where are the emotion gods?
別問 Don't ask.
天吶! Holy shit.
歡迎來到金殿，孩子們 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
這是宇宙中最強大的造物主之神出沒的地方 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.
那有魔法之神，夢之神... There's the god of magic, the god of dreams...
木匠之神 the god of carpentry.
看那一個 Look at that one.
哦，是的 那是包，餃子之神 Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
嘿，包! 包 Hey, Bao! Bao.
看那邊，夥計們! Look up there, guys!
那是克羅南之神，諾尼中的尼尼 That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
嘿，尼尼諾尼! Hey, Ninny Nonny!
宙斯! 宙斯! 宙斯! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
我是宙斯! I am Zeus!
他來了! There he is!
那個人，那個神話，那個傳說 The man, the myth, the legend.
我不知道你們是否知道這... I don't know if you know this...
但我做的很多事都是基於這個人 but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.
他是閃電之神，我是雷霆之神 He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder.
巨大的靈感源泉 那真是太好了 Huge source of inspiration. That's really good.
當你向他要求一支軍隊時，你應該帶頭這麼做 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army.
我們怎麼上去？我們只是，就像，飛嗎？ How do we get up there? Do we just, like, fly?
不，我們不能在他出場的時候打斷他 No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance.
他以出場而聞名 He's famous for his entrances.
霹靂閃電! 霹靂閃電! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
宙斯! Zeus!
霹靂閃電! Thunderbolt!
注意秩序 Order.
注意秩序! Order!
安靜! 安靜! Silence! Silence!
我在此開啟... I hereby open...
這一神聖的上帝會議 this holy council of the god.
我們有很多，很多嚴肅的事情要討論 Where we have many, many serious matter to be talk about.
比如...Such as...
我們今年的狂歡將在哪裡舉行? where are we going to hold this year's orgy?
這傢伙是真的嗎? Is this guy for real?
老實說，我對此並不生氣 Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
是的，我相信他是有道理的，好嗎？ Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
對不起 Sorry.
所以現在我們要宣佈獲獎者... So now we're going to announce the winner...
"以神的名義獻祭的人類靈魂” of the, "Most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god."
好的，也許他不是那麼偉大 Okay, maybe he's not that great.
哦，不，不好 Oh, no, not good.
不，我覺得沒有比這更好的了 No, I don't think it's gonna get any better than this.
聽著，這些神不會幫上忙的 Look, these gods aren't gonna help.
但那個霹靂閃電，我想可能有用 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use.
簡，你去右邊 索爾，你去左邊 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
我們衝過去，搶過閃電，叮噹 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding-dong.
好吧，我們動手吧! 不，不，不，等等! All right, let's go get it! No, no, no, wait!
別叮咚或者衝過去 There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
尤其是宙斯的屁股 Especially not Zeus' bum.
當時機成熟時，我會跟他談談的 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him.
現在正是時候了 The time is right now.
現在還不是時候 Time is not right now.
誰在說話? Who is talking?
這些傢伙 寇格，閉嘴 These guys. Korg, shut up.
你有什麼要對大家說的嗎？ Do you have something to say to the group?
抱歉 Sorry.
我再過60秒就要爆頭了，所以快點說 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.
從字面上講，人頭會落地 Literally, heads will roll.
你們倆是誰呀? Who are you two?
哈囉 Hello.
讓我第一個說，這是我的榮幸和殊榮成為... Let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege to be...
不，我聽不見你說話 No, I can't hear you.
你為什麼不上台呢? Why don't you take the stage?
下面的舞台嗎？ The stage down there?
噢，是的 你看到那個看起來很像舞臺的區域了嗎？ Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage?
明白 Got ya.
借過 Coming through.
哦，對不起 Oops. Sorry.
祝你好運，兄弟 Good luck, bro.
偉大的宙斯! Mighty Zeus!
宇宙之神... Gods of the universe...
我來請求你的幫助，來組建一支軍隊 I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army.
那有個瘋子叫屠神者，他想要終結我們所有人 There's a maniac called the God Butcher who seeks to end us all.
他的毀滅無處不在 His destruction is everywhere.
整個星球，王國... Entire planets, realms...
已經完全處於無保護狀態 have been left completely unprotected.
他醒來只留下了一片混亂 He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.
但我知道他在哪裡... But I know where he is...
而在你的幫助下，我們可以在他殺任何人之前擊垮他 and with your help we can crush him before he kills anyone else.
那個傢伙...That guy...
他殺了幾個低級別的神 he killed a couple of low-level god.
噓-呼 Boo-hoo.
如果沒有別的... If that's all...
帥哥...pretty boy...
你回到你的座位上，而且你安靜下來 you go back to your seat and you be quiet.
是的，很抱歉 你沒聽到我剛才說的話嗎? Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
他在集體殺人 He's murdering en masse.
我告訴你一次... I tell you one time...
現在，你閉嘴 now, you shut up.
你安靜點 You be quiet.
因為你就差這麼一點就不被邀請去狂歡了 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
宙斯，我們必須做點什麼 Zeus, we must do something.
你不能來狂歡了! You cannot come to the orgy!
你必須要聽我們的！就這樣! You have to listen to us! That's it!
捆仙索! Shackle!
殿下，只要你準備好了，你就告訴我 Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
我們聽從我的信號 We go on my signal.
信號是什麼? What is the signal?
它會是，"上" It'll be, "Go."
讓我們看看你是誰 Let's see who you are.
我摘下你的偽裝 I take off your disguise.
然後輕輕一彈！ And flick!
你彈得太用力了，該死！ You flicked too hard, damn it!
安息吧! 洛基
我們應該幫他嗎? Should we help him?
我是說，最終 I mean, eventually.
葡萄？Grape?
看起來像個害羞的小胡瓜 Looks like a shy courgette.
而其他人呢? And what about the others?
我們也脫掉他們的偽裝 We take off their disguise too.
哦，不 不要，不要彈我們 Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
這很酷 It's cool.
偽裝沒了！ Disguise gone!
不偽裝了 酷? Disguise off. Cool?
天堂人 Asgardians.
我以為奧丁死後我們就再也見不到你們了 I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died.
你是索爾... You are Thor...
雷霆之神 the God of Thunder.
但沒有雷聲只是閃電? But is not thunder just the sound of lightning?
說得好，爸爸 Good one, Dad.
宙斯，這比我們更重要 Zeus, this is bigger than us.
他抓走了天堂的孩子們 He's taken Asgardian children.
你以為我們是誰? 眾神的警察嗎? Who do you think we are? The god police?
每一位神都守護著自己的人民 Every god watches over their own peoples.
不多，不少 Nothing more, nothing less.
天堂的問題... Asgardian problems...
是天堂人的問題 are Asgardian problems.
偉大的人怎麼已墮落了 How the mighty have fallen.
我的英雄，宙斯... My hero, Zeus...
害怕了 afraid.
還有幾件事 Couple of thing.
一，是的， 我害怕了 One, yes, I am scared.
格爾拿到了死靈劍... Gorr has the Necrosword...
這意味著他可能會殺了我們 which means he could kill us.
不好 二... Not good. Two...
我知道你想做正確的事 I know you're trying to do the right thing.
我理解 I understand.
但你所做的只會引起恐慌 But all you do is cause a panic.
恐慌是不好的 Panic is not good.
我們在這裡很安全 We are safe here.
你，我的朋友 你在這裡很安全 You, my friend. You are safe here.
所以，冷靜點，寶貝蛋糕 So, chill, baby cake.
喝點酒，吃點葡萄 Have some wine, have some grape.
這裡什麼都有... Anything goes here...
在上帝之城 in Omnipotence City.
三，不要和宙斯頂嘴 Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
我彈得太猛了，我把你的衣服穿上 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.
現在我把你的衣服穿上了! Now I put your clothes back on!
我彈，我彈 Flick, flick.
因為這是眾神的黃金聖殿 For this is the Golden Temple of the god.
這不是無業黑人青年裸體音樂節 It's not a rudie-nudie festival.
如果你不打算幫我們，那至少讓我們借用你的武器 If you're not gonna help us, then at least let us use your weapon.
我們需要你的閃電 We need your lightning bolt.
我的閃電叫霹靂閃電 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
所以，我認為像這樣來使用某人的秘密武器... So, I think to use somebody's secret weapon like this...
當你提問的時候，你至少應該把名字說對 that you should at least get the name right when you ask.
我能借用一下霹靂閃電嗎? Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
霹靂閃電! Thunderbolt!
不! No!
別擔心 Do not worry.
屠神者... The God Butcher...
他不會到達永恆的 he will not reach Eternity.
永恆? Eternity?
他是什麼意思，達到永恆？ What does he mean, reach Eternity?
哦，糟了 Oh, shit.
永恆是宇宙中心一個非常強大的存在 Eternity is a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
它會滿足第一個到達之人的願望 It will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.
所以，這就像許願井？ So, it's like a wishing well?
你覺得一個叫屠神者的人會許什麼願? What do you think a guy called the God Butcher would wish for?
如果他在尋找永恆的聖壇，那就意味著他可以立刻消滅我們 If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.
宙斯，我們必須馬上行動 Zeus, we must act now.
他做不到的 He's not going to make it.
他沒有鑰匙 He doesn't have the key.
這就是眾神的目的嗎? Is this the purpose of the gods?
像懦夫一樣躲在金色的宮殿裡? To hide away in a golden palace like cowards?
也許我們已經迷失了方向 Maybe we have lost our way.
你知道什麼嗎? 我們自己會去阻止他的 You know what? We'll stop him ourselves.
我恐怕我不能允許這樣做 I am afraid I cannot allow that.
這是個秘密的地方... This is a secret place...
只有眾神才知道 known only to the gods.
你已知道我們在哪裡 You know where we are.
屠神者可以利用你來找到我們 The God Butcher could use you to find us.
這可不好 This is no good.
所以現在...So now...
你們得留下 you must stay.
衛兵! Guards!
嘿! Hey.
我們現在可以執行我的計劃了嗎？ Can we do my plan now?
是的 衝向他的屁股 Yes. Rush his bum.
你沒說，"上" You didn't say, "Go."
來了，夥計們! Coming, guys!
索爾，接住! Thor, catch!
寇格! Korg!
瓦爾，閃避! Val, duck!
寇格! Korg!
索爾 Thor.
哦，不 不 寇格! Oh, no. No. Korg!
索爾，我正在腐爛毀壞! Thor, I'm perishing!
宙斯! Zeus!
你是下一個，奧丁森！ You're next, Odinson!
這才是閃電的聲音 That's the sound of lightning.
不! No!
寇基 寇基! Korgi. Korgi!
索爾 Thor.
寇基? 我在下面 Korgi? I'm down here.
哪裡? 你在哪裡? 我會把你弄出來的 沒關係的 Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
寇格 寇基! 我在這裡! Korg. Korgi! Here I am!
我沒有死! I didn't die!
哦，我的天吶! 是的! 你還活著! Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
原來克羅南人唯一活著的部分就是他的嘴巴 Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive is his mouth.
寇基，聽著 我需要你呼叫山羊 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats.
我會盡力的 I'll do my best.
用你的生命守護他 Guard him with your life.
我會的 I will.
準備好去兜風了嗎? Ready to go for a ride?
現在你在我的6點鐘方向 Now you've got my six.
八點鐘方向，瓦爾 Eight o'clock, Val.
7:48.
我能做到的，該死 I can do this, damn it.
不，不是這樣 不，不是這樣 No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
不對 Nope.
快點，寇格，噘起那些嘴唇 Come on, Korg, purse those lips.
我做到了！I did it!
然後山羊船來了，救了我們... And then the goat boat came in, rescued us...
而我們飛出了窗戶 故事結束 and we flew out the window. The end.
又一個經典的雷神冒險 Another classic Thor adventure.
我真不敢相信你殺了宙斯 I can't believe you killed Zeus.
噢，你知道他們怎麼說的嗎? 永遠不要見你心目中的英雄 Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes.
但重要的是我們現在正在去救你們的路上 But what's important is we are on our way to you right now.
你們還好嗎? 你們沒事吧？ How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
我們很好 就是有點害怕 We're all right. A little scared.
噢，聽著，我知道害怕是什麼感覺 Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared.
而我告訴你，當我像你這麼大的時候... And I'll tell you, when I was your age...
我可沒有像你現在那麼勇敢 I don't think I would have been as brave as you.
真的嗎? Really?
事實上，你們可能是我見過的最勇敢的天堂人 In fact, might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
你們所有的人 All of you.
所以我需要你們繼續勇敢，好嗎? So I need you to keep being brave, all right?
而且你們要互相照顧 你們現在是一個團隊 And take care of each other. You're a team now.
籠中少年團隊 Team Kids in a Cage.
你能做到嗎? Can you do that?
是的 我認為我們可以做到 Yeah. I think we can do that.
我知道你能行的 I know you can.
對嗎? Right?
索爾? 是的 Thor? Yeah.
我很高興我遇到了我的英雄 I'm glad I met my hero.
哦，謝謝，夥計 Oh, thanks, buddy.
孩子們怎麼樣？ How are the children?
正如你所想像的那樣，他們有點害怕因為他們還是孩子... As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids...
但我告訴他一切都會按計劃進行 but I told them that everything is going to plan.
哦，所以你騙了他們? Oh, so you lied to them?
我們還有個計劃嗎? We still have a plan?
是的，有個計劃 那沒有計劃 Yes, there's a plan. There's no plan.
有個計劃 不，那沒有計劃 There is a plan. No. There's no plan.
我們沒能組建一支神的軍隊... We failed to raise a god army...
寇格死了 Korg is dead.
他沒死 我沒死 He's not dead. I'm not dead.
噢，他只剩下一個頭 而你... Well, he's a head. And you...
你實際上被羞辱了 you got properly humiliated.
不，我實際上裸體，但我覺得沒問題 No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with.
簡? 我對此沒什麼意見 Jane? I was okay with it.
寇格? 我喜歡 Korg? I loved it.
關鍵是，我們正在進入... The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm...
比以前更弱的暗影王國 weaker than we were before.
我是說，我們會死的 I mean, we're gonna die.
沒人會死的，好嗎? 真的嗎？ No one's gonna die, okay? Really?
一切都很好 我們在那裡做得很好 Everything is fine. We did great back there.
我們殺了宙斯! 你殺了宙斯 We killed Zeus! You killed Zeus.
我是說 I mean
這可能對整個宇宙來說是災難性的，也可能不是... that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe...
而且當然，整個神的王國可能會... and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going...
在我們剩下的日子裡追捕我們... to hunt us down for the rest of our days...
但是聽著，你偷了這個漂亮的武器 but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
好的? 這東西就等於是軍隊了 All right? This is the army right here.
它光滑，纖細，它很強大，它很漂亮... It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful...
給你 我給你使用它，瓦爾基里 For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.
我是說，這不是我真正喜歡的... I mean, it's not really what I'm into...
因為我的武器已經在外面了 'cause I've got my weapon out there.
我能借用一下嗎? Can I borrow that for a second?
你在這兒啊，老朋友 There you are, old friend.
剛才那個入口真是太棒了 That was quite an entrance back there.
聽著...Listen...
我們沒事吧? are we good?
對嗎? Yeah?
我是說，我知道我的前武器在身邊有點奇怪... I mean, I know it's a little weird having my ex-weapon around...
但是拜託，雷神之錘，都過去了 but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.
現在只有你和我了，夥計 It's you and me now, buddy.
你知道嗎? You know what?
我想是時候喝你的第一杯啤酒了 你說呢? I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say?
真好喝 Delicious.
很抱歉我們最近一直在吵架 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
嘿! Hey.
哦，嘿! Oh, hey.
風景很不錯，蛤？ It's quite the view, huh?
是的，很漂亮 Yeah. Beautiful.
我只想說你剛才在那的表現非常，非常令人印象深刻 I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.
你和雷神之錘，你知道的 You and Mjolnir, you know.
是啊! Yeah.
太空海豚 什麼? Space dolphins. What?
你應該看看一些太空海豚 You should see some space dolphins...
什麼? What?
真漂亮 Beautiful.
如此美麗 如此稀有 So beautiful. So rare.
非常忠誠的生物 Very loyal creatures.
它們是終身伴侶，每對伴侶有6隻 They mate for life, in packs of six.
只有愛 Just love.
有一個尼尼諾尼和漂亮的芬尼芳尼 With a hey ninny-nonny and a fair finny-fonny
哦，兄弟，老兄，你看起來好性感 Ooh, brother man, you look so hot
我想鑽進你的石頭裡 I wanna get in your rocks
當我們在一起的時候 我們會好好盡情享受 When we get together We're gonna get it on
而且我們都要生幾個孩子 And we're all gonna make some babies
這是我爸爸向我另一個爸爸求愛時唱給他們聽的歌 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting.
當兩個克羅南人想要孩子的時候，他們在一座山裡聚在一起... When two Kronans wanna make a baby, they get together inside a mountain...
它們下到一個熔岩池裡，而在熾熱的熔岩池邊手牽手... and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava...
然後，一個月後，他們把手分開... and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart...
而他們發現，他們創造了一個美麗的新克羅南男嬰 and they find they've created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
令人著迷 而且很火辣 Fascinating. And hot.
你曾經有過特別的某人嗎? Did you ever have a special someone?
我有過那麼多特別的某人 I've had so many special someones.
但我不知道... But I don't know...
我不知道我是否還想要那樣的生活 I don't know if I want that again.
是因為你在戰鬥中失去了你的女朋友 Is that because you lost your girlfriend
並且永遠不會原諒自己嗎？ in battle and never forgave yourself?
而現在，你只是想在瓶底找到答案... And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle...
或者一些無意義的調情，這只會讓痛苦麻木... or some meaningless dalliance, which only serves to numb the pain...
而不是給你帶來真正的快樂或滿足? instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction?
對 差不多是這樣 Yeah. Something like that.
真漂亮 漂亮的東西 Beautiful. Beautiful things.
簡 Jane.
索爾 Thor.
我真的為你感到難過 I wanna feel shitty about you.
什麼? What?
我想對某人表達我的愧疚之情而我想那個人就是你 I wanna feel shitty about something and I think that's you.
並沒有真正好轉 Not really getting any better.
沒有，是吧？該死的 It's not, is it? Damn it.
我的朋友，他告訴我，失去愛而感覺糟糕... My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty...
總比從未經歷過愛要好... from losing love than it is to never experience love...
而什麼都感覺不到，感覺空虛... and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty...
而我認為他是對的... and I think he was right...
這就是我很長時間以來的感受 which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
我把人們推開，與他們保持距離... I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance...
因為對失去的恐懼... because of the fear of that loss...
但我不想再那樣做了 我不想過那樣的生活 but I don't wanna do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that.
與其感受痛苦，不如關閉你的心扉 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.
是的，我就是這麼做的 我關閉了我的心... That's what I did, yes. I closed off my heart...
然後我冥想了 你會冥想嗎? and I meditated. Did you meditate?
不，太無聊了 No. It's so boring.
實際上那會讓我更生氣 It actually made me more angry.
但我厭倦了讓自己沉溺於命運的思想... But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate...
並試圖弄清楚宇宙想從我這裡得到什麼 and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me.
我想活在當下，我想活得像沒有明天一樣... I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow...
把謹慎拋諸腦後 throw caution to the wind.
我想和你在一起，簡 I wanna be with you, Jane.
你說呢? What do you say?
我得了癌症 I have cancer.
對不起 什麼? I'm sorry. What?
我生病了 I'm sick.
等等，發生什麼事了? 再見 Wait. What's happening? Bye.
不，不，不，不 簡，簡，簡，簡 等等，等等，等等 簡 No, no, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane，Jane. Wait, wait, wait. Jane.
我都說了什麼? 我不是故意的 只是開玩笑的 What did I say? I didn't mean that. Just kidding.
我沒有得癌症 I don't have cancer.
我們去砸點東西吧! Let's go smash something.
簡，我真的很抱歉 Jane, I'm so sorry.
不要為我難過 Don't be sorry for me.
你什麼時候發現的? When did you find out?
大概六個月前 Like six months ago.
我只是覺得累了，然後，他們告訴我已經第四期了 I was just feeling tired, and then they told me I have Stage Four.
叫我把事情安排好 Get my affairs in order.
然後我聽到雷神之錘在呼喚我... And then I heard Mjolnir calling me...
所以我想也許，如果科學不起作用... so I thought maybe, if science isn't working...
也許維京人的太空魔法 maybe Viking space magic.
這就是你來新天堂的原因 That's why you came to New Asgard.
是的，我想錘子也許能治好我... Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me...
而我認為情況正在好轉 and I think it's getting better.
也許並沒有 Maybe not.
簡，我們都不知道自己還能活多久 Jane, none of us know how long we have.
我們不知道明天會發生什麼 We don't know what tomorrow holds.
而雷神之錘... And Mjolnir...
雷神之錘選擇了你 Mjolnir chose you.
而它選擇你是因為你值得 And it chose you because you're worthy.
而那真是太棒了 And that's something.
當我第一次遇見你... When I first met you...
我不配 我拿不起那把錘子 I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer.
但你教會了我... But you taught me...
沒有比幫助那些需要幫助的人更偉大的目標了 there is no greater purpose than to help those in need.
你讓我變得有價值 You made me worthy.
所以不管你想做什麼，我們都可以一起做 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.
好的 Okay.
現在你想做什麼? Now what do you wanna do?
我想讓那些孩子回到他們的家人身邊 I wanna get those children back to their families.
我想完成那個任務 I wanna finish that mission.
說話像個真正的雷神 Spoken like a true Thor.
你現在感覺怎麼樣? How do you feel now?
很害怕 So scared.
你感覺如何? How are you feeling?
非常糟糕 Shitty.
有多糟糕? How shitty?
真的很糟糕 噢，那麼... Really shitty. Well, then...
我想知道他們倆在外面說些什麼 I wonder what those two are talking about out there.
是嗎，他們已經不說話了 Yeah, they're not talking.
你認為這兩個人會在熾熱的熔岩池中手牽手，並生下一個雷神寶寶嗎？ Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?
遺憾的是，這不太可能 It's unlikely, sadly.
那太糟糕了 我覺得索爾會是個好爸爸 That's too bad. I think Thor would make a great dad.
嘿! 我們到了 Hey. We're here.
所有的色彩都去哪了? Where did all the color go?
他們不在這裡 They're not here.
他們在哪兒? Where are they?
這是什麼鬼地方? What the hell is this place?
彩虹橋就是鑰匙? Bifrost is the key?
這是個圈套! It's a trap!
你能告訴我為什麼你剛把風暴破壞者扔出窗外嗎? You wanna tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
他需要它來打開永恆之門 He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.
我們真的不能再這樣碰面了 We really have to stop meeting like this.
叫斧頭來 Call the axe.
當你叫牙醫的時候，我再叫斧頭 I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.
叫斧頭來 Call the axe.
告訴我孩子們在哪裡否則我就殺了你 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you.
叫斧頭來 Call the axe.
你們這些神 Some god you are.
你根本不懂什麼是神 You know nothing of being a god.
你向眾神求助，而他們卻什麼也沒做 You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing.
我們在那方面很相似 We're alike in that sense.
他一點也不像你 He's nothing like you.
那是什麼？What was that?
我說他一點都不像你 I said he's nothing like you.
沒錯 That's right.
我不是一個偽君子 我真的在創造和平 I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace.
和平？ 你在謀殺無辜的神 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
無辜的？Innocent?
你是個華爾基莉嗎? Are you a Valkyrie?
是的 Yes.
多麼令人興奮! How exciting!
哦，諸神也辜負了你... Oh, the gods failed you, too...
當你的姐妹關係遭到屠殺的時候 when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
你敢說... Don't you dare speak...
你向諸神祈禱過... Did you pray to the gods...
當你愛的女人在戰場上躺著死去的時候？ when the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield?
你乞求他們幫助了嗎... Did you beg them for help...
在你的家人被屠殺的時候? as your family was massacred?
聊得不錯 Good chat.
這一個 This one.
你很有趣 You're interesting.
你不一樣 You're different.
是的 Yes.
你正在死去 You're dying.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我們都是走在同一條路上 We're on the same path.
就像那把劍賦予我的力量一樣... Just as the sword empowered me...
錘子賦予了你力量 the hammer empowered you.
但這並沒有改變你的命運 But it did nothing to change your fate.
諸神會利用你... The gods will use you...
但它們不會幫你 but they will not help you.
對我們來說沒有永恆的回報 There is no eternal reward for us.
她很快就會死去 She'll be gone soon.
而你知道誰不願意幫她嗎? And you know who won't help her?
我讓你猜一次 I'll give you one guess.
我知道你的痛苦 I know your pain.
愛就是痛苦 Love is pain.
我曾經有過一個女兒 I had a daughter once.
我把我的信仰寄託在更高的力量上... I put my faith in a higher power...
希望神能救她... hoping it would save her...
而她...and she...
死了 died.
現在我明白了 Now I understand.
我的女兒是幸運的 My daughter is the lucky one.
她不必在一個充滿苦難和痛苦的世界裡長大... She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering and pain...
由邪惡的神統治的世界 run by wicked gods.
選擇愛 Choose love.
叫斧頭來 Call the axe.
叫...Call...
斧頭來 the axe.
你還好嗎? You okay?
是的 Yeah.
我要殺了這個傢伙 I wanna kill this guy.
我也是，但我們得活捉他 So do I, but we have to take him alive.
他是找到那些孩子們的唯一線索 He's our only link to finding those children.
謝謝你，山羊先生 Thank you, Mr. Goat.
瓦爾! Val!
我們得把她帶離開這裡! We gotta get her out of here!
嘿! 我抓到你了 Hey. I got you.
嘿! 夥計們，我們在這裡 來吧，我們走 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
風暴破壞者，帶我們回家 Stormbreaker, take us home.
聽著，我們還可以嘗試其他更具侵略性的治療方式... Look, there are other more aggressive forms of treatment we can try...
但有些東西影響了她身體對抗癌症的能力 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.
我很抱歉，索爾 I'm sorry, Thor.
你在這兒 好了 There you are. Okay.
外面發生什麼事了? What's goin' on out there?
某個白癡做了個沒門的冰櫃 你能相信嗎? Some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it?
別擔心，我把它打開了，並給你買了各種好吃的 Not to worry. Got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
瓦爾怎麼樣? How's Val?
她很痛苦，但情況穩定了 She's in a lot of pain, but she is stable.
好的，很好 Okay, good.
現在你只要把這個扯掉我的... Now you just gotta get this out of my...
不，不，不 它必須留在那裡 No, no, no. That's gotta stay in there.
所有的魔法藥水和靈丹妙藥都在發揮作用，所以... That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so...
我要出去一會兒，接孩子們，殺了壞人... I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...
然後我會馬上回來 and then I'll come straight back.
你不帶我去嗎? You're going without me?
是的 Yeah.
不是說好了，一起做所有事情嗎？ What happened to, like, doing everything together?
他會利用那些孩子來分散你的注意力 He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
你需要我 You need me.
我真的需要你，簡 我要你活著 I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.
如果你能上戰場就太好了，並肩作戰打倒格爾... It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side...
但是那把錘子會要了你的命 but that hammer is killing you.
每次你使用它，它都會耗盡你所有凡人的力量... Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength...
讓你的身體無法抵抗癌症 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.
不是說"活得像沒有明天一樣"嗎？ What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"?
噢，那是在我知道你可能沒有生病之前 Well, that's before I knew you might not have one.
為什麼不再來一次冒險呢? Why not have one more adventure?
簡，如果有活下去的機會，你必須接受治療 Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it.
說起來就像一個沒有癌症的真正的雷神 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.
我知道，我看起來像是來自新墨西哥州的某個很酷的天體物理學家... I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico...
整天生活在夢想中，但看看我 just living the dream, but look at me.
我想繼續戰鬥 我是強大的雷神 I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor.
而你希望我不要那麼做嗎? And you want me not to do that?
多活點時間有什麼意義呢? What's the point of more time of this?
因為我愛你 Because I love you.
我一直都愛著你 I've always loved you.
而這對我們來說是個機會 And this is a chance for us.
但如果你再拿起那該死的錘子，那機會就沒了 But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.
這是你的選擇，簡 It's your choice, Jane.
但如果我不要求你留在這裡我每天都會後悔的.... But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here...
所以我們可以試著一起解決這件事 so we could try and figure this out together.
你最好回到我身邊 You better come back to me.
我會盡快回來的 I'm coming back as soon as I can.
(俚語，意為"祝你好運"）
打斷腿 我要打斷他所有的腿 Break a leg. I'll break all his legs.
記住，通往永恆的大門位於字面中心... Remember that the Gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
的宇宙 宇宙 是的 of the universe. Universe. Yes.
如果你經過彗星群... If you go past the cluster of comets...
是的，是的，我知道 我們已經討論過這個問題了 我不會迷路的 Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this. I'm not gonna get lost.
所以你對舊的刺傷有什麼感覺？ So how you feeling with the old stab wound?
我想我失去了我的腎 I think I lost my kidney.
完全消失了? Gone completely?
我希望我能加入你們... I wish I could join you...
但我可能會死，而這無助於讓孩子們回來... but I'd probably die, and that won't help get the kids back...
所以你只能一個人去了 so you'll have to go alone.
你所要做的就是毀掉那把劍 All you have to do is destroy that sword.
這是他的力量之源 沒有它他活不了多久 It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it.
嘿! 別死 Hey. Don't die.
是的，我知道 Yeah, I know.
永恆 Eternity.
終於 Finally.
來吧! Come on.
嘿! 孩子們 Hey, kids.
我知道他會來的 I knew he'd come.
走! Go!
走，孩子們! Go, kids!
大家還好嗎? 好了，大家圍過來 圍過來 Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.
很高興見到你本人，夥計 很高興見到你 Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you.
好吧， 聽好了! 計劃是這樣的 All right, listen up. Here's the plan.
我們要偷偷向風暴破壞者那裡進發... We're gonna sneak our way towards Stormbreaker...
非常小心不要撞上任何一個巨大的影子怪物 being very careful not to bump into any of those big shadow monsters.
他們就在我後面，不是嗎? They're behind me, aren't they?
這裡有誰有戰鬥經驗嗎？ Does anyone here have battle experience?
戰鬥經驗？ Battle experience?
噢，沒有時間像現在這樣學習 Well, no time to learn like the present.
我們不像你那麼強大 我們只是孩子 We're not strong like you. We're just kids.
嘿，別忘了你們是天堂人的孩子 Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
我不是 我只是一個狼人孩子 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
而我是米達斯孩子 And I'm a Midassian kid.
我是法利加人 好了，好了 I'm Falligarian. Okay, okay.
但今天你們是天堂人 But today you're Asgardians.
現在收集你們的武器 Now collect your weapons.
什麼? What?
去找你能撿到的任何東西 Go and find anything you can pick up.
把它帶回來 Bring it back here.
快點，快點! Hurry, hurry!
好了，酷 快點! Okay, cool. Come on!
他們越來越近了，快點! They're getting closer. Hurry up!
快點! Come on!
今天將是被載入史冊的一天 Today is a day that will go down in history.
今天是他們將為子孫後代談論的日子 Today is the day they will talk about for generations to come.
今天我們是太空維京人! Today we are Space Vikings!
舉起武器！Present arms!
無論誰擁有這些武器，並相信想回家... Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home...
如果他們的心是真實的，那麼就值得... if they be true of heart is therefore worthy...
並將擁有... and shall possess...
在有限的時間內只有... for limited time only...
雷神的力量！ the power of Thor!
阿克索將軍... General Axl...
帶領你的軍隊走向那把斧頭 lead your army to that axe.
我們將盡最大努力 We shall do our worst.
為了天堂 For Asgard.
是啊! Yeah!
不 No.
簡 Jane.
我們毀了那把劍，而他就死定了 We destroy that sword and he's dead.
大門就快打開了 你得阻止風暴破壞者 The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
沒關係 交給我 It's okay. I got him.
風暴破壞者，住手！ Stormbreaker, stop this!
控制一下自己 看看你在做什麼! Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing!
我會把你救出來的 I'm gonna get you out of there.
拜託 拜託，夥計 Come on. Come on, buddy.
放開我的朋友! Let go of my friend.
你輸了，雷神小姐 You've lost, Lady Thor.
首先...First off...
我的名字是偉大的索爾 the name is Mighty Thor.
而其次...And secondly...
如果你不願意說偉大的索爾... if you can't say Mighty Thor...
我接受簡·福斯特博士 I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.
而第三...And thirdly...
吃我一錘! Eat my hammer!
風暴破壞者! Stormbreaker!
我知道你能做到的 I knew you could do it.
阿克索! 帶他們回家! Axl! Get them home!
簡? Jane?
我沒事 I'm okay.
你必須阻止他 You have to stop him.
格爾! 住手! Gorr! Stop!
如果我住手了，我還算個什麼樣的父親? What kind of father would I be if I stopped?
我知道你很痛苦，但這不是辦法 I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
你尋求的不是死亡或復仇 It's not death or revenge that you seek.
那我在尋求什麼? What do I seek?
你在尋求愛 You seek love.
愛? Love?
我為什麼要尋求愛? Why should I seek love?
因為這是我們所有人都想要的 Because it's all any of us want.
你...How...
怎麼敢背對著我? dare you turn your back on me?
你贏了，格爾 You've won, Gorr.
我為什麼要和你一起度過我的最後時刻... Why would I spend my last moments with you...
當我可以和她在一起的時候? when I can be with her?
我選擇愛 I choose love.
你也可以 你可以讓她復活 You can, too. You can bring her back.
許下你的願望吧! Make your wish.
我要死了 I'm dying.
她會沒人照顧的 She would have no one.
她會孤身一人的 She would be alone.
她不會孤身一人的 She won't be alone.
我的愛 My love.
我非常想念你 I've missed you so much.
我也非常想你 I missed you too.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
沒關係 It's okay.
自從我拿起那把錘子... Ever since I picked up that hammer...
那就像...it's like...
我有了額外的生命 I've gotten an extra life.
而這是...And it was...
太神奇了 magical.
對人類來說還不錯 Not too bad for a human.
對神來說也不錯 Not too bad for a god.
嘿! 我想我想明白我的口號了 Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
哦，是嗎? 那是什麼? 靠近點... Oh, yeah? What is it? Come close...
太完美了 It's perfect.
這是最好的一句了 It's the best one yet.
謝謝 Thanks.
敞開你的心扉 Keep your heart open.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
保護她 Protect her.
保護我的愛 Protect my love.
讓我來告訴你太空維京人的傳說... Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking...
又名強大的雷神 又名為"簡-福斯特博士" AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster.
她的犧牲拯救了宇宙... Her sacrifice saved the universe...
而且教會了我們什麼叫有價值 and taught us all what it means to be worthy.
她幫助了眾神之子... She helped the children of the gods...
他們用激光束回到了家... who laser-beamed their way back home...
回到了令他們昏昏欲睡的小漁村變成了旅遊聖地 to their dozy little fishing village turned tourist destination.
阿克索! Axl!
我好想你 I missed you.
你沒事吧? 我很好 我沒事 Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm okay.
你確定嗎? 我很好 Are you sure? I'm okay.
孩子們又可以安全地做回孩子了 The kids were safe to be kids again.
大聲點，三! Louder, three!
擴大你的站位 Widen your stance.
尤其是在他們的國王讓他們去上防衛課之後 Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes.
看看那些萌芽中的太空維京人 Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
而最重要的部分 And the most important part.
戰爭的吶喊！ The war cry!
甚至海姆達爾的兒子... Even Heimdall's son...
阿克索.海姆達爾遜... Axl Heimdallson...
他現在可以像他父親一樣施展怪異的眼睛魔術... who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic...
變成了真正的勇士 was becoming quite the warrior.
天堂的未來是安全的 The future of Asgard was secure.
說到未來，我正在打造我自己的... Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own...
現在我的身體長回來了... now that my body's grown back...
和我認識的一個叫德韋恩的人 with a dude I met called Dwayne.
而你會問，索爾怎麼樣？ And what about Thor, you ask?
他開始了新的旅程... He embarked on a new journey...
因為他找到了活下去的理由，關於愛的某些東西 because he had found something to live for, something to love for.
一個小傢伙把他從悲傷的神變成了爸爸神 A little someone who turned him from Sad God into Dad God.
早餐準備好了 Breakfast is served.
哈囉 你在這啊! Hello. There you go.
嘿! 吃早餐了 Hey. Breakfast.
抱歉 那是什麼？ Excuse me. What is that?
它們是煎餅 從地球來的 They're pan-flaps. From Earth.
我想我不喜歡吃煎餅 I don't think I like pan-flaps.
你喜歡它們 不，我不喜歡 You love them. No, I don't.
是的，你喜歡 我這輩子從沒吃過 Yes, you do. I've never had that in my life.
來吧，吃完吧! 我們得走了 我們要遲到了 Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late.
現在你的靴子在哪裡？ Now where are your boots?
我正穿著它們 I'm wearing them.
你不能穿那個 You're not wearing those.
是的，我能 不，你不能 Yes, I am. No, you're not.
是的，我能 Yes, I am.
不 你不能 No. You're not.
去死吧，惡魔! Go to hell, demon!
哇! Wow!
這可是新的，現在已毀了 非常感謝你 Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much.
你知道嗎? 你想穿什麼就穿什麼 You know what? You wear what you want.
當你的腳酸痛時，不要來向我抱怨，好嗎？ Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore, all right?
你在這裡得不到我的同情 You'll get no sympathy here from me.
好吧，我會穿上靴子的 Fine, I'll wear the boots.
謝謝 Thank you.
還記得我母親曾經告訴我的話嗎？ Remember what my mother used to tell me.
聽大人的話... Listen to the grown-ups...
而如果你看到有人害怕或被欺負... and if you see anyone scared or being picked on...
你照顧他們，好嗎? 好的 you look after them, okay? Okay.
而最重要的是，玩得開心 And most of all, have fun.
明白了 Gotcha.
現在雷神之錘在哪裡? 我把它放在哪兒了? Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him?
在那邊 睡在床裡 Over there. Sleeping in the bed.
在床裡 In the bed.
哦，哇! Oh, wow.
這個可擦不掉 That is not coming off.
你做了什麼? What did you do?
它之前看起來很無趣 She looked boring before.
是的 我想是的 Yeah. Suppose it did.
我喜歡 I love it.
非常有創意 Very creative.
好的 OK
現在，看到下面的外星人了嗎? Now, you see the aliens down there?
那些條紋的？它們看起來很好 The stripy ones? They look nice.
是的，他們是好人 這就是為什麼我們要幫助他們 Yeah, they are nice. That's why we have to look after them.
明白 保護好人 Got it. Protect the nice ones.
我愛你，親愛的 I love you, sweetie.
愛你，索爾叔叔 Love you, Uncle Thor.
他們會一直陪在我們身邊 They will always be there for us.
太空維京人和他的女孩，從永恆誕生 The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity.
擁有神的力量 With the powers of a god.
兩個勇士... Two warriors...
為正義而戰， 為俠義而戰 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
他們經過長途跋涉，並被賦予了許多名字 They have traveled far, and have been given many names.
但對於最瞭解他們的人來說... But to those who know them best...
他們只是被稱為... they are simply known...
愛與雷霆 as Love and Thunder.
它曾經是一個神，它意味著一些東西 It used to be that being a god, it meant something.
人們會低聲呼喚你的名字... People would whisper your name...
在分享他們最深的希望和夢想之前 before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.
他們向你祈求慈悲... They begged you for mercy...
不管你是否真的在聽 without ever knowing if you were actually listening.
現在...Now...
你知道，他們仰望天空... you know, they look to the sky...
他們不再問我們要閃電 they don't ask us for lightning.
他們不再向我們要雨 They don't ask us for rain.
他們只是想看看他們所謂的超級英雄 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
我們什麼時候成了笑話了? When did we become the joke?
不 No.
不能再這樣下去了 No more.
他們會再次畏懼我們... They will fear us again...
當索爾·奧丁森從天而降 when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
你明白我的意思嗎，海格力斯? Do you understand me, Hercules?
你明白我的意思嗎，我的兒子? Do you understand me, my son?
是的，父親 Yes, Father.
嘿! Hey.
簡.福斯特 Jane Foster.
海姆達爾 Heimdall.
我看你現在已經死了 I see you're dead now.
是的 Yeah.
謝謝你照顧我的兒子 Thank you for looking after my son.
你在這裡非常受歡迎，來到眾神之地 You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods.
歡迎來到瓦爾哈拉 Welcome to Valhalla.
索爾將會回歸